Things you dont want to hear during your own surgery -

1. saan yung gunting na bago?bakit may
kalawang na ito?
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2. 10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? sabi ko
5ml lang!
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3. doc, ubos na po pala yung anestisya
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4. kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan na yung
pantahi.
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5. Sunog! sunog! labas na kayong lahat! sunog! sunog!