Five Kinds Of Sex

1 Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon. You both keep at it until you're blue in the face.

2 Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have
sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen while
she's trying to wash the dishes.

3 Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit. Have kids, so you’ve got to do it in the bedroom.

4 Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "F*** you!"

5 Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and your wife screws
you in front of everyone in the courtroom.