Little Willy

Little Willy keeps disrupting his third grade class by farting loudly. So his
teacher keeps him behind after school and insists on knowing why.
Willy says, "I do it, because I can do it better than anyone else!”
The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will you
stop?" Little Willy agrees.
The teacher places two sheets of paper on the floor, and covers them
with equal amounts of chalk dust. Willy drops his pants, squats over the
paper and farts. He blows all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper.
The teacher drops her knickers, lifts her skirt, squats and farts. When
she finished and there is not a trace of chalk dust in sight. Willy is
amazed and asks if he can see her do it again.
She is willing and repeats the process. But this time Willy peeks up her
skirt.
"No wonder you won!" he exclaims indignantly, "You've got a Double-Barrel!"

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