Problems, Problems

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you got to help me!"
"What's your problem?" asks the Doc
“Every morning I wake up with my morning flagpole... I give the missus a
quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the
next door neighbour's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride. Once
I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the
photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls.
At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking.
For afternoon tea, I give the boss's wife a good servicing. Then, I go
home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give the missus
another screw...”
"So" asked the Doc. "What's your problem?"
The guy replies, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate!"