Yard word


A guy gets into his grubbiest clothes on a Saturday morning and sets
about all the chores his wife has been hassling him to do for weeks. He
cleans the garage, prunes the hedge, and is halfway through mowing the
lawn when a very attractive woman pulls up in her car. She yells out of
her window, "Say, what do you get for yard work?"
The guy thinks for a minute and answers,
"The lady that lives here lets me sleep with her."

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