Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Men. (What it really means)

1 I think of you as a sister. (What it really means)
You're ugly

2 There's a slight difference in
our ages (What it really means) You're butt ugly

3 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (What it really means)
You're ugly and you’re making me feel sick thinking about it.

4 My life is too complicated right now. (What it really means)You're ugly. But stick around 10 beers might change my view!

5 I've got a girlfriend (What it really means) And she’s better looking than you.

6 I don't date women where I
work (What it really means) Do I look desperate?

7 It's not you, it's me (What it really means) I’ve got a hang over and can’t drink the required amount of beer for you to look anything but ugly.

8 I'm concentrating on my career. (What it really means) My secretary is better looking than you and I’m seeing her
tonight.

9 I'm celibate. (What it really means) Get lost its football in TV tonight.

10 Let's be friends. (What it really means) I need some laundry doing would you mind doing it?